Post by GoogleFeud on May 12, 2019 13:03:03 GMT
Alright, ya'll. Let's hear the raps and what the judge has to say about them.
Rap #1:
Author: Dread
Link: vocaroo.com/i/s0DhPMI1hddd
Lyrics:
Hey you, Paradox One Six Five
I'll tell you want went wrong, how you came under the knive
Frankly it's all too disappointing
You just lacked that certain bling
So carry on with your pathetic live
For as a paradox your play lacks a drive
Judge review:
1) you tried on the rhymes - they’re okay, but the pronunciation needed to make em work is odd as hell.
2) wasn’t this supposed to be a roast? you... you missed that
Rap #2:
Author: Adam
Link: vocaroo.com/i/s0Vc83JQZYk6
Lyrics:
As I walk through the valley of the dirt and stone
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
‘Cause I've been minin' and wankin' so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
My name is Steve, my dad beats me and I deserve it
I’m Calling other kids a noob, you know that's my main diss
Steve, you better watch how you pvpin' and where you buildin'
Or You’ll be sucking my huge oak log for free
I really hate to expose, but U gotta a tiny peen
As your minecraft gf groans, I see myself in the tnt smoke
Fool, Your the kinda kid that touches little homies,
Get on your knees in the night, suckin' dicks in the moon light
Keep spending most your life
Livin' in a shitty minecraft world
Been spending most your life
Playin' minecraft by yourself
You keep spending most your life
Suckin’ dick in a miner’s paradise
Younkeep spending most your life
Stalkin’ minecraft girls
Song is gangsters patadise
voice being steeve
Rap #3:
Author: Tubahead
Link: vocaroo.com/i/s0oXsbnWB6Vq
Lyrics:
When Agent is born both parent is say,
this one too ugly, just throw him away,
Now Agent is older he got cool sunglasses,
but he still look like he came out of pig asses
You think you got style
But Tubahead think you vile
Just listen a second while
Tubahead make you into shit pile
Agent make to merge even though he's real dumb,
But when he got there he got socked in the bum,
Agent make a bluff and that's a neat trick,
But he should've done more instead of sucking dog dick
Tubahead out here for blood
Gonna smack you like thud
Agent be nothing but mud
You not the bomb you a dud
Agent over there now sitting on the jury,
Not even aware he about to face Tubahead fury,
Tubahead got rhymes and these rhymes got power,
If Agent have a brain, he better be cower
Agent you listen
My tuba is glisten
You better keep distance
Or you got no chance
Tubahead wins immunity and cannot be voted at tonight's tribal council. You have 24 hours to vote!
