Post by GoogleFeud on Apr 23, 2019 15:22:16 GMT
It's time for the big show! Everyone is separated in 3 brackets depending on the prompts they got. Every bracket will go on stage and present their fill. The winner of each bracket gets 2 points, the runner-up gets 1. The winner will be determined by the laughter of the audience. Laughmeter appears at the right corner of the screen.
Before we start, I'd like to make an announcement...
Tonight, the two losing tribes will be going to tribal council together to vote out 1 person! That's right, this is a fused tribal council! Additionally, every winner of a bracket who isn't on the winning tribe will get individual immunity.
Alright... onto the first bracket we have Alex, Dread and Faratta:
Alex: Alright everybody, HOLD! Jeff, why is there an idol on my stage?
The audience chuckles. That's a 40% laughs.
Dread: Alright everybody, HOLD! Patrick, why is there Mayonnaise on my stage?
The audience laughs their assess off. Uhh... okay then. That's a 80% laughs!
Faratta: Alright everybody, HOLD! Good members of my christian Minecraft play, why is there homosexuality on my stage?
The audience boos. I think it's funny, kinda... 0% laughs.
Dread gets first, wins 2 points for AlaKola, Alex is second and he wins 1 point for Wai.
Second Bracket: Joey, Chakra and Minecraft
Joey: Let’s take it from the top, and remember, you are gay theatre homo. Show me gay theatre homo!
The audience is offended. 0% laughs. I don't think you should call your audience gay theatre homo.
Chakra: Let’s take it from the top, and remember, you are a dead president. Show me a dead president!
The audience doesn't laugh. 0% laughs. I guess they like Trump.
Minecraft: Let’s take it from the top, and remember, you are worthless. Show me worthless!
Only one guy laughs. 1% laughs.
Minecraft gets first, wins 2 points for Vuravura, Chakra gets second and scores a point for AlaKola, 0 points for Wai.
Current scores: 3 (AlaKola) / 2 (VuraVura) / 1 (Wai)
Third Bracket: Agent, Adam, Kyle
Agent: Match maker, match maker, make me a match. Find me a bloody good word to fill in this bloody impossible gap to think of something funny you bloody son of a-
The audience laughs. They must not know where this is coming from... 50% laughs.
Adam: Match-maker, match-maker, make me a match. Find me a matchbox to light a fire.
The audience doesn't laugh. At all. 0% laughs.
Kyle: Match-maker, match-maker, make me a match. Find me cock and ball torture.
Let's see if the audience is into BDSM... They kinda are! 30% laughs.
Agent scores 2 points for Wai, Kyle scores 1 for AlaKola.
Current Scores: 4 (AlaKola) / 3 (Wai) / 2 (VuraVura)
Forth and final Bracket: David, Olivia and Tuba
Olivia couldn't think of anything. The audience booed her and she got off the stage crying.
The audience laughs. They seem to like it. 60% laughs. No! This doesn't count!
David: This season at Manhattan Theatre Club: “All Hands on Dick, The Mischievous Adventures of a Drunken Sailor.”
Only 1 person laughs. 1% laughs.
Tuba: This season at Manhattan Theatre Club: “1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre: The Musical”
No one laughs. 0% laughs. Oh come on! It's not that bad!
Final Scores: 5 (Wai) / 5 (AlaKola) / 2 (VuraVura)
Sooo yeah... even if I did give points to VuraVura.. it'd be a draw. So... EVERYONE IS GOING TO TRIBAL COUNCIL! Agent, Dread and Minecraft will be immune.
All of you, you have 24 hours to submit your vote.
Countdown: www.tickcounter.com/countdown/1144792/my-countdown
Before we start, I'd like to make an announcement...
Tonight, the two losing tribes will be going to tribal council together to vote out 1 person! That's right, this is a fused tribal council! Additionally, every winner of a bracket who isn't on the winning tribe will get individual immunity.
Alright... onto the first bracket we have Alex, Dread and Faratta:
Alex: Alright everybody, HOLD! Jeff, why is there an idol on my stage?
The audience chuckles. That's a 40% laughs.
Dread: Alright everybody, HOLD! Patrick, why is there Mayonnaise on my stage?
The audience laughs their assess off. Uhh... okay then. That's a 80% laughs!
Faratta: Alright everybody, HOLD! Good members of my christian Minecraft play, why is there homosexuality on my stage?
The audience boos. I think it's funny, kinda... 0% laughs.
Dread gets first, wins 2 points for AlaKola, Alex is second and he wins 1 point for Wai.
Second Bracket: Joey, Chakra and Minecraft
Joey: Let’s take it from the top, and remember, you are gay theatre homo. Show me gay theatre homo!
The audience is offended. 0% laughs. I don't think you should call your audience gay theatre homo.
Chakra: Let’s take it from the top, and remember, you are a dead president. Show me a dead president!
The audience doesn't laugh. 0% laughs. I guess they like Trump.
Minecraft: Let’s take it from the top, and remember, you are worthless. Show me worthless!
Only one guy laughs. 1% laughs.
Minecraft gets first, wins 2 points for Vuravura, Chakra gets second and scores a point for AlaKola, 0 points for Wai.
Current scores: 3 (AlaKola) / 2 (VuraVura) / 1 (Wai)
Third Bracket: Agent, Adam, Kyle
Agent: Match maker, match maker, make me a match. Find me a bloody good word to fill in this bloody impossible gap to think of something funny you bloody son of a-
The audience laughs. They must not know where this is coming from... 50% laughs.
Adam: Match-maker, match-maker, make me a match. Find me a matchbox to light a fire.
The audience doesn't laugh. At all. 0% laughs.
Kyle: Match-maker, match-maker, make me a match. Find me cock and ball torture.
Let's see if the audience is into BDSM... They kinda are! 30% laughs.
Agent scores 2 points for Wai, Kyle scores 1 for AlaKola.
Current Scores: 4 (AlaKola) / 3 (Wai) / 2 (VuraVura)
Forth and final Bracket: David, Olivia and Tuba
Olivia couldn't think of anything. The audience booed her and she got off the stage crying.
The audience laughs. They seem to like it. 60% laughs. No! This doesn't count!
David: This season at Manhattan Theatre Club: “All Hands on Dick, The Mischievous Adventures of a Drunken Sailor.”
Only 1 person laughs. 1% laughs.
Tuba: This season at Manhattan Theatre Club: “1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre: The Musical”
No one laughs. 0% laughs. Oh come on! It's not that bad!
Final Scores: 5 (Wai) / 5 (AlaKola) / 2 (VuraVura)
Sooo yeah... even if I did give points to VuraVura.. it'd be a draw. So... EVERYONE IS GOING TO TRIBAL COUNCIL! Agent, Dread and Minecraft will be immune.
All of you, you have 24 hours to submit your vote.
Countdown: www.tickcounter.com/countdown/1144792/my-countdown